The Hacker Song

Put another password in,
Bomb it out and try again.
Try to get past logging in,
We're hacking, hacking, hacking.

Try his first wife's maiden name.
This is more than just a game.
It's real fun, but just the same,
It's hacking, hacking, hacking.

Sys-call, let's try sys-call. Remember, that great bug from version 3,
Of R S X, It's here! Whoopie!

Put another sys-call in,
Run those passwords out and then,
Dial back up, we're logging in.
It's hacking, hacking, hacking!

Happily Addicted to the Web

Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy--although
My boss let me go--
Happily addicted to the Web.
All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the Web.

Friends come by; they shake me,
Saying, "Yo, man!
Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"
With a listless shrug, I mutter, "No, man;
I just discovered letterman-dot-com!"

I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I'm happily addicted to the Web!

Hackingham Palace

    They've changed passwords at Buckingham Palace
    [Hack]
            [Hack]
                    [Hack]
                            [Hack]
    Christopher Robin logged in with Alice
    [Hack]
            [Hack]
                    [Hack]
                            [Hack]
    Alice can't get into New Scotland Yard
    These soldiers' codes are terrible hard
    [Hack]
            [Hack]
                    [Hack]
                            [Hack]
    Said Alice

Hello, my ASCII gal

Hello, my baby,
hello, my HACKER, hello, my ASCII gal

Send me a kiss by MAIL (BY EMAIL),
baby I hope you're FEMALE.*

If you refuse me,
honey, you'll lose me,
then you'll be left alone.

Oh, baby, email me,
and tell me that ...

I've got a little baby
and she's out of sight,
I TYPE to her across the INTERNET (no sweat).
I've never seen my baby,
but she types alright,
And CompuServe is causing quite a debt.
so...

Hello, my baby,
hello, my honey,
hello, my sys-admin,

Send me a kiss by MAIL,
Don't let our modems fail.

If you refuse me,
honey, you'll lose me,
then you'll be left alone.

Oh, baby, CYBERSPACE
can be a lonely place...

Hello, hello, hello there,
tell me that you're mine,
buzz my modem line.